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FilterCopy | Every Person Who Can’t Cook


Stir fry veggies… Burmese curry… Avial with parotta! Hey Tanya, what did
you get for the potluck? BREAD BUTTER! Mishra ji… please get these three
items from the grocery shop: Aso-asa-foetida… bishop’s weed… and cumin seeds. Who are these people? Your friends? Look, Mishra ji: asafoetida! So why didn’t you say
‘jeera’, ‘hing’ and ‘ajwain’? Everything is already in the kitchen, go! Yes mom, it’s turned golden-brown. Yes, yes…I’ll add oil! Rohan told me you make
really tasty spinach kofte! Won’t you make it for me? Of course, aunty! Good! You burnt all kitchen utensils once again! The cooker has turned black
and has burnt rice all over it! Please find a replacement,
I can’t do this anymore! Bro, the birthday girl will be
here soon, is the cake done? Wait for it… Shit, dude! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I love it! Took me two long hours to bake it. Damn nice man! Sir you paid me Rs. 100 extra… You ordered this cake from Swiggy?! BIRTHDAY BUMPS, yes! birthday bumps! Hey, how many teaspoons make a tablespoon? OK Google… how do you know it’s boiling? Is it small bubbles? or big bubbles? Now what the hell is ‘ajwain’? Can we just use maggi tastemaker instead? Looks like the map of Australia, no? Lacks just a pinch of salt. Oh, man! This is definitely India! I put salt this time… – Chilly…
– Is it less? No, a bit too much! Finally… round shape! Dude… you set it on fire! Go to hell!! This is – pretty… tasty! YES! Only snacks?! Cook something dude! You want something good to eat? Wait for 2 minutes, I’ll be back. Go, fast! What are you cooking up, man? Come fast! All the ice will melt dude! Bro we’ll make do with tid-bits, just come! Enjoy! Shall we order something from Swiggy? Bro, order for me too, please! Hey, this is Dhruv from FilterCopy You’ll see me and Mithila Palkar
in a brand new web series called ‘Little Things’,
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100 thoughts on “FilterCopy | Every Person Who Can’t Cook

  1. I am 14 years old and I am make everything like rices ,chapatti, vegetables and punjabi gulguleπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

  2. Chutiya log, ye wo bade bacche hote hai jin madarchodon ko unke maa baap ne over pamper kiya hota hai, in bhenchodon ko khaana to bahut tasty chaiye par mehnat nahi karenge.

  3. Even I dont know how to cook !not even a cup of tea ! But I give advice to others who cook….to add this n that, in this n that qunatity..n cook this way n that way..πŸ˜…

  4. Do u know what for most of the girls nowadays ,it has been a fashion not to learn cooking or to say that I can't cook…so that ppl will say "are ye toh modern ladki hai , modern"πŸ˜’

  5. If your partner is a bad cook, then tragedy. You can't say he/she is a bad cook, partner would get upset and if you lie, then they feel proud and then you would have to eat the same tasteless food again and again.
    This happened me with me and on top of that my girlfriend used to say, her entire family is fond of her cooking.
    Phas gaya Mai becharaa

  6. Bye the way inhone bane hue cake ko jala diyaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚tray me cake kon bake karta haiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  7. After seeing this video, I can safely say that only people who lack common sense lack cooking skills… humour needs to be added with out going overboard.. the paratha one was good though.

  8. Trick to cutting onions, never slice the root. First slice the onion in half, then cut around the root till only the root is left. Do the same with the other half of the onion. Cutting the root is what makes grown men cry.

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