Guy Fawkes vs Che Guevara. Epic Rap Battles of History.
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Guy Fawkes vs Che Guevara. Epic Rap Battles of History.

Epic Rap Battles of History Guy Fawkes Versus Che Guevara Begin! Guevara the terror. Fresh Kangol wearer. Ill rhyme slayer from the 60’s era. Revolting… Heavy metal rebel blood spiller. Me and my guerillas… Are a squad of killers! (Hoo!) I’m known worldwide, for my steely-eyed look. You’re famous ’cause of Alan Moore’s third best book! All the children say: “We will be like Che!” Asthmatic… But I’ll take your breath away. You tried to rebel against James the First. Here’s a tip for your next plot: Try to rehearse! I got my face on a magnet on your roommate’s fridge. Your head is on a spike up on London bridge! You had one job cabrón, to strike a matchstick. Got caught with a fuse, like your bars, not lit! You should have stayed anonymous, Epic Fail Guy! Treat this battle like the gallows, and take another dive. As a communist, it must really hurt that your face has been cheapened, weakened, besmirched being plastered on posters, coasters and shirts making capitialists rich, off of you on merch! Right, I’m a pious man and I fight for the Lord! I would cut you, but I don’t want your sweat on my sword. I was tortured until I could hardly sign my name and listening to you felt pretty much the same! (Ooh!) Face it Ernesto, you’re Castro, but less so. He’s Cuba Commander, you’re more of the Destro. Revolt all you want, I don’t give two Guy Fawkes! But look at Venezuela, what you’re fighting for sucks. Sucks? Guy, you died for the Catholics. A group with a bad touching “little boys” habit. And this porn star pilgrim look, what’s up with that? It’s more like V, for Very bad hat! Oh! What’s the Fawkes say now? (Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!) When they cut your junk out? I’m the hardest Marxist, ever graced a banknote! You’re an error-prone terrorist, penny for the scapegoat! Don’t try to boast ’bout your banknotes with Guido. You muddled your economy like mint in a mojito! This very battle disproves your communist initiative. These rhyme skills are not evenly distributed! (Ah!) I’m Catholic, I’ve got Mass when I’m rapping. You’re an Ump-Che, that’s Bay of Pigs Latin! After what just happened, you should retire. Is it the 5th of November? ‘Cause I’m on fire!

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100 thoughts on “Guy Fawkes vs Che Guevara. Epic Rap Battles of History.

  1. Remember, remember the Fifth of November,
    The Gunpowder Treason and Plot,
    I know of no reason
    Why the Gunpowder Treason
    Should ever be forgot.

  2. I waited until today (November 5th) just to say Happy Guy Fawkes Day in the comments. HAPPY GUY FAWKES DAY!!!

  3. 30% of comments: questions sexuality
    20%: Guy Fawkes' bars are fire
    The other 50: WHy yEs it IS tHe 5tH oF NOvEmbEr

  4. Being born on the 5th of November I may be a bit biased…but Che has a few good points. Let's just say I respect them both, yet still criticize them both equally….for different reasons.

  5. "This very battle disproves your Communist initiative- these rhyme skills are not evenly distributed!" Brutal. My vote goes to Guy Fawkes.

  6. 'Look at venezuala socialism doesnt work' What? You mean that capitalist country that failed because of rising oil prices?

  7. Underrated video (though I cannot say why I feel its underrated… its just a great video!) Best of the new season, still, I think. Good beats, great verses, great characterization and screen action with the cigar, gun powder and detonation. I think WE are the winners of this one.

  8. Hardest Marxist to ever grace a banknote?

    Joseph Stalin was on Money too. Plus he robbed banks, and almost singlehandedly funded the bolshevik cause.

  9. Che: take another dive

    Me: hm if I remember correctly we don't have gallows but I mean sure I'll do that buddy

  10. Do a Western themed battle with someone like Doc Holiday VS Billy the Kid or Wyatt Earp vs Wild Bill Hickok. Maybe even the Earp Brothers (Wyatt and Virgil) VS Jesse and Frank James

  11. "This whole battle disproves your communist initiative, because these rhyme skills are not equally distributed"

    Straight fire

  12. Shaggy & Scooby-Doo (Scooby-Doo) vs. Steve & Blue (Blues Clues)

    1) Both are parodies on Detectives.

    2) Both have a talking dog (Blue's Room anyone)

    3) Both have been accused of being on drugs!

    I even have some ideas for the battle, like the beginning of the battle could Start with Fred, Velma & Daphnee "splitting up," leaving Shaggy & Scoob to explore alone until coming across a painting W/Steve & Blue doing the opening from Blues Clues!

    You could even throw a Jab a Joe like you did W/Criss Angel in the Houdini/Copperfield battle!

  13. Che would certainly take your breath away. It's hard to breathe after he's had you shot for not being politically close enough to him.

  14. The best line in my opinion was
    “Ooh face it Ernesto you’re Castro but less so he’s Cuba commander you’re more of the destro”
    Che won though

  15. The best line in my opinion was
    “Ooh face it Ernesto you’re Castro but less so he’s Cuba commander you’re more of the destro”
    Che won though

  16. Remember remember the 5th of november
    The gunpowder treason and plot
    I know of no reason the gunpowder treason shall ever be forgot

  17. ​товарисчи, бесприцедентный пример щедрости, транзакции в любую точку мультивселенной, с комиссией всего 100% по адресу

  18. “I was tortured until I could hardly sign my name, and listening to you felt pretty much the same”

    Goddamn…. The battle was over….

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