Katy Perry Firework Parody – The Key of Awesome #31!
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Katy Perry Firework Parody – The Key of Awesome #31!


Have you ever had an uninvited guest? Why did you wear sweatpants the day she wore that dress? You put a book on it. Your woodie wouldn’t quit. Think of disgusting things, and don’t encourage it. And then it starts to ache. Zipper’s about to break! You’re using every trick to try to train your trouser snake. Listen and listen good. Don’t cover up your wood. A woody never should ever have to be caged or blocked. Unlock your jock. Just let it pop Like a jack in a box! Show ’em that your willy works! A stiffy shouldn’t have to hurt! Make ’em scream OH! MY! GOD! as you shock ’em with your lightning rod! Baby, let you mojo rise! It doesn’t matter what the size! You don’t have to feel ashamed! Like Miley, it just can’t be tamed! Boing, boing, boing. Even bigger than a boeing, boeing, boeing! Sometimes, it can be annoying, -noying -noying, But, now you confidence is gro-oh-wing! Put your package on display! Even if they scream and run away! You’re the jockey of your one eyed horse! I’m talking ’bout your dong of course! Someday, when you’re old and bored, You’ll wish that you had shown it more! It’s the reason that the world was born! Every girl believes in u-ni-corns! Doing, ding, dong. Someday, random chubbys will be gone! Doing, ding, dong. ‘Can’t believe I wrote a whole schlong song! THE KEY OF AWESOME! Hey, everybody. Thanks for watching The Key of Awesome. You can get all our songs on iTunes, check us out on Facebook, and don’t forget to subscribe. *nurse tries to put fireworks out* You can’t put it out. It’s never goin’ out. More Key of Awesome videos…

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