Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier, and welcome back to Job Simulator. BACON!! Oooh, shit. Eh, it’s probably still good! (yeah sure, whatever Mark) Is this hot? (it’s a stove mark) Ohhh shit. It’s so realistic! It’s BUBBLING! I wonder what would happen if I–*chomp* Whoa. I DIDN’T MEAN TO DO THAT! I love it when my eggs are on fire. They call it Eggs Bene-dick. (because that’s DEFINITELY what you meant to say, right?) Mark: AH. Shit.
Job-bot: Now put your creations on the plate and you can ring the bell to send it out to the restaurant. OH THAT WOULD MUCH BETTER THAN JUST SETTING IT ON THE DIRTY COUNTER-TOP!! (Ya think?) Job-bot: Tea: the traditional human beverage. (as Mark sucks on a pipe for no reason other than he can) CRUMPETS! Crumpets, crumpets, crumpets. W-are these crumpets? I don’t know what British speak means! (A wild Felix appears!) (mark drowns in grape juice) Corn, cookie, and pretzel soup! NATURALLY ARTIFICIAL!! (A wild Blue Boy appears too! Who looks like Ethan.) Is it a neverending loaf of bread? Oh mY GOD, IT ISSSSSSSSS. OH my GOD, it NEVER ENNNNDDDDDSSSSS!! Frenchy-bot: It is a 1984 *indecipherable French babble* Frenchy-bot: I wish to have it prepared. EUUUUHHHH!! (nailed it mark) It looks delicious! What happens if I put olive oil in a cup, would you like that? I mean, you’re French. You wouldn’t know the difference, huh? FREYJINN IS TRRRIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGEEERRREEEEDDDD. Waiter-bot: We have three bots out here that ordered the special. (oh my goodness, we have Bro-fist, Amy, and the Crankiest of Cranks in the same restruant. Good luck, Mark.) I am going to be exactly UN-creative… (Mark, this isn’t how you treat your friends, let alone your girlfriend. Get it together) Sriracha… on a potato. (nice) How about a corn-cob sandwitch? And a little garnish? (come on man) [within gasmask] How about an irradiated cactus? (goddammit mark) Poodie: THE HELL, MAN? Alright, you’re welcome there buddy, hope you’re having a good day. (good job mark, you just killed Pewds) (Mark continues to drown in grape juice) (I’m pretty sure thats not healthy for you) (do you need some help, man?) (I can call a doctor or something) (dude, you got a drinking problem) (you know what, i give up) (btw, consider subscribing to these people, or something… I don’t care and watch their videos if you want…) (hey Mark, can I get some of that?)