Oats Studios – Volume 1 – Cooking With Bill: Damasu 950
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Oats Studios – Volume 1 – Cooking With Bill: Damasu 950


[♪♪♪] [studio audience applauds] Welcome back, everybody.
I’m Bill. And I’m Karyn, and we are here today to introduce a very
exciting new product, aren’t we, Bill? We certainly are, Karyn. You know, to
the viewers at home, we’ve been… we’ve been teasing
this product for quite some time now, and it’s really
a show-stopper. It is the Damasu 950. That’s impressive. It just makes you want to pick it up
and cut something, doesn’t it? Absolutely, Bill. You know, we’ve all been
in the situation of having to use
a traditional knife. Let’s say you’ve got
some red wine, a lovely piece of cheese, and you just want
to enjoy some. But…it’s… [audience oohs]
[timer ticks] [struggling] [horn sounds] It’s just so frustrating. Perhaps you too have tried to cut something
and just gotten nowhere. That’s right. What about
that turkey leg that just won’t
come off the body? Hey, what do you say we see what
the Damasu 950 can do? [♪♪♪] [audience applauds] Oh, look at this. It’s got a 23-cc engine. The blades are designed
to cut omnidirectionally. All right. We just pull the pull-starter… Oh! Oh! Wow! Now, with power like that, this cheese
doesn’t stand a chance! No way. Turn it off. Bill, turn it off. [audience applauds] Wow. Wow. I am jazzed. Let’s see what else
this baby can do. Karyn, what else
do we have to cut? How about a… [audience oohs and ahhs] Oh, this looks
delicious! Absolutely. Oh, Bill, the guests
are starving. Well, they’ll
get their turkey in just a second… 10 to 15 times faster than with
a traditional knife. [audience applauds] Okay! Ready, Bill? Ready! Go! [struggling] Bill… just one second. Sorry. One second. Bill! [yelling] Oh, my God! [audience screaming] Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Bill! Bill! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!Oats!

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100 thoughts on “Oats Studios – Volume 1 – Cooking With Bill: Damasu 950

  1. I'm guessing this cooking show is procedurally generated
    It generates products for a market
    Then it gets "Bill" to try out the products
    But bill is only programmed to use the products
    Bill's assistant enables Bill's use of the product
    Bill then uses the product and it goes right
    We are just seeing the ads that have gotten culled from the bunch for going wrong
    The times where it went right will be presented to the intended market, we just aren't seeing those ads

  2. I was dying from laughter. This is what every married guy would wants to give his mother-in-law. Just call her "Stubby". 😂

  3. This would be good stuff for the new robocop movie that is going to ignore 2 & 3 and be a direct sequel to the original.

  4. Guys, guys… the number is working… and my lasagna’s in the oven… how in the world will I cut it without my Damasu 950??

  5. As soon as he put his hand on the turkey I knew it was gonna be like that video of the guy cutting his fingers off with a katana when he was trying to get a watermelon

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