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– Oh, it’s so hot. (poop sounds) Ohhh (poop sounds) That’s fair. (scary music) Ohhhh It’s so inconsistent… the pain (scary music) I should not have had
that lobster margarita, but damn… It was so delicious. – It’s boo boo time. Boo boo. (poop sounds) – I hate takin’ a shit next to people. – Boo boo. – Man, what is … (explosive fart sound) – I’ve got a boo boo. – Hey man (knocks) Hey! You hear that? I think a pipe busted. We should probably get outta- Ohhh – I gotta boo boo. – Oh, that’s- that’s bad. Mm-mmm (negative) It’s like a… it’s like a thick … You can taste it almost. It’s like a … It’s like a charred brussel sprout. Ohhhh You know what, I can’t even wipe. I’ma just have to change the drawers. I can’t. Ugh. (gags) – Alright, so guys as
your fearless leader, anybody have any ideas on how to set this episode up? I am open to suggestions. – Alright guys, we got a real problem. I was just upstairs in the
thirteenth floor restroom. We got a broken pipe. (gasp) – Really? – Tahir, that’s what I do. Hey, he’s doing my stuff. – Hey, why do y’all nasty boys even go to the thirteenth floor
to use the bathroom? – Privacy. – Wait, what’s on the thirteenth floor? (dramatic music) – Quiet, you intern. It’s an abandoned office space that we shoot all our content at. Some people say it’s haunted. Most people say it’s a waste of rent money. – Even scarier. – Either way, we gotta fix this. Kev, call a plumber. Pat, run creative. I’m counting on you guys. – I do that. You guys, we’ve been doing this for a long time. – Call a plumber. – I usually have you run training on that. – Fix your posture. – Megan, tell them. (page flips) – Yes, it’s 2121
Northwest Southeast Street Mm-hmm. – Wait, where did you
even find yellow pages? There’s an app for that. – You know ADD is broke. We need visual gags like
this to sell the jokes. You novice! – Thank you kindly. Alright guys, I found a plumber. His business is called,
“Up in Your Pipes”. On the way now. His name is Duke Elliot. – Wait, his name is Duke E? – MM-hmm (affirmative) – His name is Duke E? Really? – You called. I’m Duke E. I’m here to get up in your pipes. – It’s a lot of weird sexual
energy with your name bro. You should change it. – Nice to meet you, and glad to have you up in our pipes. You guys wanna take him
up to the thirteenth floor to get started? – Alright, come on Duke E. – So this isn’t Tony Baker? – No, shut up. – Ooh, a doctor who does
lovehandle removals. Hello, wanna give you money! (scary music) (elevator beep) – Okay, so rest room
is right around there. Right around the corner, Duke E. – That’s the door. – It’s over there. – That way, bruh. – What? – He’s a weird guy. (door opens) – Okay, intern. I’m gonna show you where
we film everything. This way. – Show you the ropes! – Riggedy ropes. (scary music) – So this is where we shoot almost everything on the channel. That’s the ‘Great Taste’ room, and then around the corner we’ve got a green screen. Oh, and this is where
we shoot Arts & Raps. – Oh, nice. – Oh, Pat, I meant to tell you. The mystery dude with the brown shoes took a shit next to me again. Didn’t even wash his hands. – That dude is nasty. Yo, low key, he might
secretly be one of us. Shhh. – Will you stop trying to force a twist? You always do this. (shoe squeak) (hip hop music) (door opens) – It’s boo boo time. – Hey man, I’m workin’ in here, man. – Boo boo. – Come on man, stop shittin’ next to my face and ankles, man. – Boo boo. – Have a heart. – It’s boo boo time. – It’s boo boo time? I got your boo boo time right … – Okay, this is where
all the magic happens for my favorite show, Arts & Raps. – Usually, but Do Boy
and Tahir sneak up here to shoot Sharts & Snacks. – Y’all ain’t got no busted pipes. What you got is a moanin’ life. – Wait, what? – You got a ghost. – Oh, wait wow. You really tried to make that rhyme. – Wait, what do you mean we have a ghost? – Follow me. – Okay, y’all go ghost huntin’. I’ma put my feet up. Let me know how much it costs. – Oh wait, hold on Mr. Duke
E, aren’t you a plumber? Shouldn’t we be callin’ a ghost hunter? – Now see, by day, I’m up in your pipes. But by night, I’m up in your afterlife. – Oh, wow. – You really keep trying this. – Are we still not gonna acknowledge that this is Tony Baker? – Shut up! – Now look, you got a special case. Somebody died in there mid-shit and now they’re haunting your urinals. – Oh, Mr. Brownshoes. He wasn’t saying, “It’s boo boo time.” He was saying, “Boo!” Like a ghost. – No, no, no. – We all heard the same thing. Stop trying to force a twist, stupid. – Now, look, I can get rid of ’em forever. Cast his wet buttcheeks from the stalls from which he came. I call it a shitual. – This is over. I’m over this. How much is this gonna cost? – About $200,000 … (poop sounds) – I got a boo boo. (poop sounds) – Man, shut your dead ass up! (poop sounds) – Boo boo. (scary music) – Pat, quit trying to force a twist! That literally makes no sense. – Hey, shut up. This is art.

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100 thoughts on “Scary Sh*t | Inside The Office

  1. Sooooo did Meg have her baby?..did Pat cut his hair??… Wassup? πŸ—£Where are the new episodesπŸ‘©πŸΏβ€πŸ’»

  2. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 I might've hollered a little bit on this one. My sense of humor is sick

  3. Damn I just went through the comments nobody caught the address kev gave 2121 north west south east street πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚idk why that’s funny to me πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

  4. πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€"boo boo time" πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  5. how much is this gonna cost?
    about 200 thous…

    *creepy booboo
    I gotta boo boo
    boo boo

    man shut your dead ass up

    boo boo

    pat, quit tryin to force a twist. that literally makes no sense. hey shuddup. This is art

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