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THE DITTO – Movie Trailer

-The sequel is way more sucky than the original movie. -Shut up! [wind whistling] -We found something in the ice. We think it’s been here for over 100,000 years. -Like a really old Popsicle? -Yes. -What flavor? -I’m gonna take a tissue sample. -You sure that’s a good idea? -Nope. [drill whirring] Congratulations, everybody. This new discovery is gonna make us all very rich and famous. -I’m going to spend all my money to learn how to speak English. -(voice) Ditto! -You guys hear that noise? -Yeah, why don’t you go check it out by yourself? Don’t take any sort of weapon, though. Here, just take this. -Hello? [gasping] Come on, guys. This isn’t funny. [squishing sounds] -Ditto! -[screams] -Someone was attacked last night, so either one of us magically healed ourselves with a hyper-potion, or one of us isn’t who they say they are. -This thing copies its prey. It could be any one of us. It could be you… or you… or you… or me! I hope it’s not me. I think there’s something different about Ian, man. -No, there’s not. Watch, let me ask him a question only he would know. Hey Ian, who’s your favorite Pokemon? -Ditto. -See? -We can’t let this thing escape. If it does, millions could die. -Ditto! -[shrieking] Oh, please stop! Ahh… [sobbing, groaning] -I guess I never told you this, but… I think you’re pretty hot. -Ditto! -You think I’m hot, too? Sweet! I knew there was gonna be a sex scene in this movie. -Ditto! Captioned by SpongeSebastian -To see behind-the-scenes footage and bloopers, click the link in the description below! -Oh, oh! -Thanks for subscribing and if you– -Ditto! -Hey there, little guy. Wha-what, what are you… -Ditto! [crunching sounds, announcer yells]

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